of Irony, that is ;-)
I want to raise a peaceful child who has balance and harmony in his life.
And on my bookshelf is a section of books dedicated to offing people in new and exciting ways- and what to do with the remains once they're...um...remainedered. Seriously - this week I'm ordering The Poisoner's Handbook.
Also - in a perfect world I'd be earning a living writing about (fictional) people who off other (fictional) people and the (still fictional) people who find them out and stop them.
So, lesson one: reality vs. fiction. Just as soon as he can talk.
PS - one of my favorite bloggers sold her book. I'm so happy for the bitch.